Life Lessons
from a Vampire
By Will Ludlam
(transcribed by Susannah Sandlin)
Okay,
so I’m a vampire, right? I’m not the oldest vampire on the block, being a
whippersnapper at sixty, give or take a year or two. But I’ve learned some
stuff over the course of my life.
Being
third in command in the town of Penton behind two four-century-old vampires has
been an education in itself. Aidan? He’s like the kindly uncle who encourages
you, gives you moral support, and is there to bail you out of trouble. Mirren?
Well, he’s like the crotchety old hermit uncle who lives up on the mountain and
will kick you down the hill if he takes a notion to do so, but then he’ll help
you up.
So
here are the Life Lessons I’ve learned as the newest master vampire in Penton.
FATHER DOESN’T
KNOW BEST.
I mean, seriously. Have you met my father? His name is Matthias and he is a
sociopathic nutcase. I’m being kind. He’s worse than that. Matthias was turned
vampire at his own request when I was twenty. When I was twenty-two he turned
me just so he’d have a fawning acolyte lapping at his heels for eternity. Um. No.
Sorry, Dad. Didn’t work out that way, did it? For decades, I stayed on the run,
then finally met Aidan and settled down in Penton. Loving the ladies. Living my
eternal life. And then who should show up one day but Dear Old Dad. Game on,
old man.
OPPOSITES DON’T
ATTRACT.
I used to think they did. I mean, look at Glory and Mirren. Jeez-Louise, those
two are the oil and water of the vampire world. But then I met Randa, and she
sort of changed my outlook on this whole love business. We are so much alike
that we drive each other crazy. Both of us needs to have the last word. Neither
of us likes to admit we’re wrong (of course, I never am). We’re both smartasses
(but I’m better at it). But she does have beautiful hair.
REVENGE IS BEST
SERVED WARM.
Yeah, I know the old saying is that you can think through your nefarious
vendetta better if you wait a while and don’t act in the heat of the moment.
But I’m more of a “the creepazoid is right in front of me—why not do him in
now” kind of guy. You know, instant gratification can’t be overrated.
YOU CAN’T KEEP A
GOOD VAMPIRE DOWN.
Well, yeah, you can. I have three words for you. Well, actually one single word
and one compound word: silver-laced rope. We use it a lot in Penton. We
occasionally have to tie members of our community to beds in order to drain out
their blood and replace it. Sometimes, a certain someone (ahem, Glory) needs to
tie another certain someone (ahem, Mirren) to the bed. And damned if it didn’t
get used on me recently when Aidan tied my leg to a board. I was unconscious at
the time, or it never would’ve happened.
THE GOOD OLD
DAYS WEREN’T THAT GREAT. I mean, sure, back in the old days human blood
hadn’t turned poisonous to vampires so there was a more plentiful food supply.
But before Aidan formed this little vampire utopia in an isolated corner of
Alabama, we had to go out and hunt our feeders. The Vampire Tribunal, which
sets laws for the vampire world, was filled with bureaucrats and
toad-sucking….oh, wait. It still is. Did I mention my father?
Omega
Penton Vampire Legacy, Book 3
Susannah Sandlin
Genre: Paranormal Romance
Publisher: Montlake Romance
Date of Publication: February 5, 2013
ISBN: 978-1612183596
ASIN: B0073XV3L2
Number of pages: 328
Word Count: approx. 88,000
Book Description:
The bloody war between the Vampire Tribunal and the defiant
scathe of Penton, Alabama, rages on, forcing its residents and their bonded humans
to retreat into the underground fortress of last resort: Omega. There, Will
Ludlam is charged with the care of Penton's humans, though he longs to fight
alongside his vampire brethren. He knows the risks: as the renegade son of the
Tribunal's vicious leader, Will's capture could doom the resistance.
Yet he is determined to prove his worth to his adopted
scathe, to his vengeful father and to former US Army officer Randa Thomas, his
beautiful, reluctant partner. Randa has little faith that a former member of
the vampire elite has what it takes to fight a war. But as their enemies
descend upon Omega, Will's polished charm and Randa's guarded heart finally
give way to the warrior within.
Fans of Susannah Sandlin's Penton Legacy are sure to devour
this long-awaited third installment of the steamy paranormal series.
ABSOLUTION
The Penton Legacy, Book 2
By Susannah Sandlin
Release date: October 9, 2012
Publisher: Montlake Romance
Book Description:
With the vampire world on the brink of civil war over the
scarcity of untainted human blood, battle lines are being drawn between the
once peaceful vampire and human enclave of Penton, Alabama, and the powerful
Vampire Tribunal.
A Scottish gallowglass warrior turned vampire in the early
17th century, Mirren Kincaid once served the Tribunal as its most creative and
ruthless executioner—a time when he was known as the Slayer. But when assigned
a killing he found questionable, Mirren abandoned the Tribunal’s political
machinations and disappeared—only to resurface two centuries later as the
protector and second-in-command of Penton. Now the Tribunal wants him back on
their side—or dead.
To break their rogue agent, they capture Glory Cummings, the
descendant of a shaman, and send her to restore Mirren’s bloodthirsty nature.
But instead of a monster, Glory sees a man burdened by the weight of his past.
Could her magic touch—meant by the tribunal to bring out a violent
killer—actually help Mirren break his bonds and discover the love he doesn’t
believe he deserves?
It’s a town under siege, a powerful warrior in a battle with
his past, and one woman who can make the earth move—literally—as the Penton
Legacy continues.
Book One Penton Legacy series
By
Susannah Sandlin
Following
a worldwide pandemic whose vaccine left human blood deadly to vampires, the
vampire community is on the verge of starvation and panic. Some have fanned
into rural areas, where the vaccine was less prevalent, and are taking
unsuspecting humans as blood slaves. Others are simply starving, which for a
vampire is worse than death—a raging hunger in a creature too weak to feed.
Immune to these struggles—at first—is Penton, a tiny community
in rural Chambers County, Alabama, an abandoned cotton mill town that has been
repopulated by charismatic vampire Aidan Murphy, his scathe of 50 vampires, and
their willingly bonded humans. Aidan has recruited his people carefully,
believing in a peaceful community where the humans are respected and the
vampires retain a bit of their humanity.
But an unresolved family feud and the paranoia of the Vampire Tribunal descend on Penton in the form of Aidan’s brother, Owen Murphy. Owen has been issued a death warrant that can only be commuted if he destroys Penton—and Aidan, against whom he’s held a grudge since both were turned vampire in 17th-century Ireland. Owen begins a systematic attack on the town, first killing its doctor, then attacking one of Aidan’s own human familiars
To protect his people, Aidan is forced to go against his principles and kidnap an unvaccinated human doctor—and finds himself falling in love for the first time since the death of his wife in Ireland centuries ago.
Dr.
Krystal Harris, forced into a world she never knew existed, must face up to her
own abusive past to learn if the feelings she’s developing for her kidnapper
are real—or just a warped, supernatural kind of Stockholm Syndrome in which
she’s allowing herself to become a victim yet again.
Susannah Sandlin’s REDEMPTION is the first in the Penton
Legacy series. Book two, ABSOLUTION, will be out September 18, and book three,
OMEGA, on December 18.
Susannah Sandlin is the
author of paranormal romance set in the Deep South, where there are always
things that go bump in the night. A journalist by day, Susannah grew up in
Alabama reading the gothic novels of Susan Howatch and the horror fantasy of
Stephen King. (Um…it is fantasy, right?) The combination of Howatch and King
probably explains a lot. Currently a resident of Auburn, Alabama, Susannah has
also lived in Illinois, Texas, California, and Louisiana.
Website: http://www.susannahsandlin.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/susannahsandlin
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5 comments:
Good life lessons to know
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Great lessons.enjoyed reading today's post.
^^ Will did learn well ^^ and Mirren is such a great teacher despite the threats, hits etc ( after all Will needed them to calm down sometimes) and in love they are no rules so on that one will still has to learn ( Randa will make sure of it^^)
this is a wonderful series! give it a try you won't be disappointed
I enjoyed reading Omega and look forward to reading the others of the series :)
I was able to follow the tour a bit and I am definitely looking forward to starting this series. Thank you for sharing with us :)
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